Dook Sucks Part 2: Henderson signs with agent
May 19th, 2009 by Benson
As if losing out on John Wall weren’t bad enough, dook fans were dealt a double dose of bad news when Gerald Henderson announced today that he’s signed with an agent, officially ruling out a return to UNJD.
Seems that Wayne and The Elbow are following each other once again. Can’t say it’s a bad move by Henderson- it’s such a weak draft that scouts are starting to speak highly of Tyler again. This move further weakens the Poo Devils, despite the annual chorus of “dook’s gonna be really good next year, I swear” echoing from the halls of SI and ESPN.
If you know a dookie, take a minute or two to remind them how much they, their school, and the team they follow suck like Reggie Love in his sleep. It’s the least you can do.